youre a hothouse flower;

scottdipstick:

Neymar be like “put me in coach”

scottdipstick:

Germany right now

scottdipstick:

learning about sex ed in middle school like

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scottdipstick:

USAs so generous for letting Belgium win :’) what an amazing country

scottdipstick:

the pattern on my shorts is just like my hair: outta control

scottdipstick:

when a nerd tries to talk to you

scottdipstick:

I want a single file line for autographs

scottdipstick:

i came out here to have a good time and am honestly feeling so attacked right now

me after losing energy on the kim k game: i came out tonight to have a good time and honestly im feeling so attacked right now